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Monster

Company Address:Monster Energy Company
550 Monica Circle, Suite 201
Corona, CA 92880
Company Phone:866-322-4466 Ext 585
Company Website:Monster Official Website
Monster Information:Monster used to make two of the highest quality energy products on the market. Now they make four of the highest quality energy drinks on the market, and a whole gang of chaff.

Java Monster Coffee Big Black

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With most Monster products, you'll find that I have only good things to say. Java Monster Big Black is more of the same with a minor footnote. The can doesn't say to shake gently or anything, and as many of the regular readers know, I like to sip drinks. Somewhere between these two variables, a terrible thing happened; the milk separated. Now, I've drank about 5 of these all-in-all, and only had this happen once, but either the cream settled to the bottom, or having it near the heater in my car made it separate,...more Java Monster Coffee Big Black product information

Java Monster Coffee Lo-Ball

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I've found in life that I'm not right about a great deal of things, but one thing I can say with great confidence that I was right about is the success of Monster. Think Red Bull still runs the show? You've been living under a rock since about 2004. Check the numbers, Red Bull didn't make a 12 oz. (became available about 2 years ago) version and 16 oz. version (late 2007) because they thought it was a brilliant industry-leading idea. No, they lowered their heads in shame, and followed Monster's lead (which they should have...more Java Monster Coffee Lo-Ball product information

Java Monster Coffee Loca Moca

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It has a sleek aluminum exterior, gold trim, .47 liters, and produces an astonishing 0 break horsepower. It's a monster, and Al Gore would approve of its 0 greenhouse gas emissions, as long as you recycle the can. With all the style and flavor of an Italian cafe beverage, and a reasonable prescribed amount of energizing ingredients, Java Monster Loca Moca is sure to be all the rage at your next Country Club social gathering, scrap-booking party, or antiquing escapade. You'll initially be shunned by the majority of the group who will own Starbucks stock, but make...more Java Monster Coffee Loca Moca product information

Java Monster Coffee Mean Bean

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I don't remember "Java Monster" from the Sesame Street, but I'm assuming he was the Cookie Monster's affluent half black, half Russian cousin who was always looking to "score a piece". If he was looking to score "Mean Bean", I couldn't say I would blame him. This stuff tastes really good, like a melted coffee milkshake with an extra shot of "tastes good sauce". Very creamy and smooth, there's almost no coffee "bite" to this drink. Just knock-back good refreshing coffee goodness. I felt pretty good after consuming this product. Just like the rest of the...more Java Monster Coffee Mean Bean product information

Java Monster Coffee Nut-Up

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Nut-Up tastes like you took aabout 1/16th of a snickers bar, and blended it up into a 15oz. can of any of the other "regular" Java Monster flavors. It tastes pretty good, but leaves me thirsty, and leaves what feels like a film on my teeth. In addition, I taste it for hours when I burp (which I do frequently, because I inhale my food, as if someone was trying to take it from me). Same energy blend as the other Java Monster energy drinks. I did try to take a 15 minute nap about 4 hours after...more Java Monster Coffee Nut-Up product information

Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai

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Finally another tea product, our only other tea product review to-date was Inko's White Tea Energy (which was awesome, and after a year-and-a-half, I've never seen it on the shelves of any store in my area). I love Chai tea, and I love this drink. I'm pleased that the whole can has less than 200 calories, and only 1.5g of fat (1g saturated, 0 trans. fat, 10mg of cholesterol). For those of us trying to impress others with our healthy diets, I'd like to see a green tea energy that doesn't have the milk and about...more Java Monster Tea Energy Chai Hai product information

Monster Assault

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"Assault" is a fitting name for this drink, as it's an all-out assault on the good name of Monster beverages. It tastes like President's Choice first attempt at making cherry cola using Vicks 44 Cherry Throat Spray. It's so thick and has a nasty after taste that will leave you begging your mouth for forgiveness. Without question, hands-down the worst of the Monster line of energy beverages. If I have my chronological order correct, this was the first release after the original and lo-carb, then came Monster Khaos, which I'd rate only a slight improvement...more Monster Assault product information

Monster Energy Absolutely Zero

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"People have been blowin' up our inbox for years asking for a zero calorie Monster". Who are these "people", Nicole Richie and Tara Reid? They're the reason we have things like "Diet Water" and "Water Salad". I have grave concern for anyone so bothered by 20 calories in a 16oz. drink that they'd email Hansen Natural and ask them for a lower calorie alternative. On the other hand, it's possible that not a single person clamored for Monster to make Absolutely Zero, and...more Monster Energy Absolutely Zero product information

Monster Energy Cuba-Lima Drink

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If you've ever heard us talk about Monster, we usually rag on them pretty hard. Whether it's poorly contrived products like Mixxd and Hitman, or the cap design on the $4-5 Ubermonster, or even flooding the market with flavors, like they did with Java Monster. I mean, they finally settled on a reasonable 6 flavors, but I bet they discontinued twice that many. They made and discontinued them so fast, we stopped trying to review them. Then there was Cuba-Lima, one of two new flavors that come in attractive textured...more Monster Cuba-Lima product information

Monster Energy Dub Edition

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Most companies send us drinks weeks before they're on the market. Starbucks wasted loads of money to overnight us drinks we told them wouldn't get reviewed for weeks. On the other hand, we have to stumble across someone else's review to find out Monster came out with new products 2 months ago. Get with the program guys, this is free advertising. So, the two new flavors are Monster Absolutely Zero (which I assume is a late-to-the-game answer to Rockstars Zero Carb) and Dub...more Monster Energy Dub Edition product information

Monster Energy Lo-Carb

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This was my favorite for some time, less syrup than the regular Monster, and a lot less calories (important, since I'm watching my girlish figure). I think the Lo-Carb Monster or "blue" monster, tastes a lot like a variation of ginger ale, a light pleasant taste, but not always consistent from the factory (a can from one store may be very flavorful, a can from a store down the road may be fairly bland). This drink delivers a lot of energy for a nearly carb-free beverage. It also provides a host of vitamins, like getting a suppliment...more Monster Energy Lo-Carb product information

Monster Energy Ultra Blue

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In true Monster fashion, they took a relatively good idea, and made another product that's pretty much the same. Ultra Blue is not a bold step away from Zero Ultra (which we liked). Ultra Blue tastes like the juice that's in a fruit cap snack, that's been carbonated, only with all the bold natural sugar sweetness replaced with muted artificial sweetener. It's safe to say that I like Ultra Blue as well, but we really only need one of this flavor. Even if you're diabetic, you have to be getting tired...more Monster Ultra Blue Sugar Free product information

Monster Energy XXL

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It's like Monster, only bigger. I've always found the "green" monster a little on the thick side. When it's extra-cold, it goes down pretty smoothly, when it's not, it's like chugging maple syrup, and when they get that syrup in them, they get all antse in the pantsy. At 300 calories, this is reasonably sized snack or lite lunch, and enough fluid that you don't want to guzzle it down before a long drive, or 4 hour lecture, unless you plan on taking frequent potty breaks. Without a doubt, it's energizing, the sugar alone makes you...more Green Monster XXL product information

Monster Energy Zero Ultra Drink

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The new Monster Energy Zero Ultra can is textured with whimsical designs that remind me of the Once Upon a Time television show...man, I hate that Henry kid...the can design isn't the only thing that's different. This is an entirely new tart flavor. It reminds me of wink soda. It's also similar to Xyience Xenergy's new Frostberry Blast flavor. But even if it tasted like fresh cow pie, it's what we wanted, and that's a genuinely new flavor of Monster. And while they have several low or zero carb drinks,...more Monster Zero Ultra product information

Monster Hitman

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This energy shot is very sweet and thick. I enjoy the flavor, it's not bitter, like many energy drinks. This could be due to a inordinate amount of glucose and sucrose, or it could be skimping on the caffeine. They certainly aren't skipping on is taurine (2g) or panax ginseng (400mg), which it would seem equates to nearly 2.5g of virtually wasted bottle space, IMHO. While it tastes pretty good and the stats all seem in order, nothing about this drink hit me as profoundly powerful. Drank it after a good night's sleep, had a lot of...more Monster Hitman product information

Monster Import

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I'm aware that the text at the bottom is messed up, Adobe Premier and I didn't agree on how my video should look. Lots of people apparently feel Monster, Rockstar and Red Bull are the only energy drinks, because they're the only sponsors of X-Games athletes. Sometimes, these overly sensitive people get upset, and cry like they've wet themselves when I don't blindly sing Monster's praises. 9 years ago, when Monster was the best quality and best priced product on the market, I didn't have enough good things to say about them. ...more Monster Import product information

Monster Khaos Energy Juice

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With our stellar reviews of Monster Energy XXL and Monster Energy Lo-Carb, in sharp contrast to our dreadful reviews of Omega Energy and Rumba Energy Juice, this one was completely up in the air. Could Monster make an energy juice that didn't taste like spider monkey excrement? Sadly, no. This one is as riddled with Del Monte snack pack pineapple and aluminum mélange flavor as the other juice drinks. Maybe if this came in a bottle? I don't know, but it's rancid. I was reminded of my younger days, when I...more Monster Khaos Juice product information

Monster M-80 Energy Juice

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We've been very busy the last couple of weeks following Bassmaster Classic Angler and "City Limits" television host, Mike Iaconelli. Thank you for your patience, we know life just hasn't been the same for our legion of fans without our regular review installments. Since it's been a while, we decided not to phone in a review of a no-name drink that will be out of production in 3 months, like we normally do. Instead, we've decided to review an old Monster flavor that we completely disregarded because, based on ...more Monster M-80 Energy Juice product information

Monster Mixxd Energy Juice

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Why is this "the beginning of the end" for Monster, you say? Well, Mixxd is like a bad joke, couple that with another 4 new flavors, developed and distributed before a great deal of the populous really even noticed your last 4 existed, and you're looking at total market saturation, and product cannibalization. Though a large market for coffee drinkers still exists, instead of doing some marketing to stealing Starbuck's customers away with the four energizing, tasty, and affordable Java Monster products they already offer, Monster decided the flood the market with 4 more flavors. Worse yet,...more Monster Mixxd Energy Juice product information

Monster Rehab Green Tea

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Hello again, Jason from screamingenergy.com, which I might as well begin calling monsterrehabreviews.com, at the rate they're releasing these things. Every time I go in the store, there's another one, they're like magazines featuring the Kardashians. At least, in my opinion, Monster Rehab didn't get famous by being a whore on camera, so a sex tape could get "leaked", or get married to decide if a potential mate was "the one"...which it would ultimately be conclude 72 days later, to be "not the one". I'm glad magazines don't bother covering trivial things,...more Monster Rehab Green Tea product information

Monster Rehab Protean

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Today we're reviewing the third of four Monster Rehab tea, energy re-hydration drinks. This one contains 15g of protein per can, so they cleverly named it "Protean Plus Energy". You see what they did there? The protein plays the biggest role in my enjoyment of this drink, or lack thereof, but we'll get back to that. The tea flavor isn't pronounced at all. The initial flavor is more akin to a watered down berry beverage than tea. As I'm chugging it down, it seems light and refreshing. Then, like Jim...more Monster Rehab Protean product information

Monster Rehab Rojo Tea

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My last Monster Rehab review was met with feverish discontent from the misinformed horde of crybabies that believes that Monster is the only energy drink company besides Red Bull and Rockstar, and that Monster has never made a bad product. I'd also include that they think the sophomoric drivel Monster prints on the back of the can is "133t", but I question their capabilities in reading comprehension, and further question their attention span tarrying through multiple paragraphs. Most common among the complaints (and there are many) we get when reviewing Monster is that we focus...more Monster Rehab Rojo Tea product information

Monster Rehab Tea Lemonade

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With the most ridiculous text a can has ever been subjected to bearing, I want to recommend no one ever buy a Monster Rehab, or any Monster product, for that matter. There's some bullocks about a "rehab pool party" and "admiring the flesh parade", the text has all the trappings of some ill-contrived erotic role playing game. I expect the next line to read something like, "player rolls a d20 and adds his/her sexual prowess, the party master then rolls a d20 and adds the tawdry woman's intoxication level. If the...more Monster Rehab Tea Lemonade product information

Monster Rehab Tea Plus Orangeade

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I'm in the process of reviewing sports/fitness energy drinks, but if I don't review a Monster product for every fifth review, the Monster fanboy trolls stop coming to write disparaging comments. So, here we are doing an obligatory Monster Energy review for the exclusively Monster-drinking percentage of the populous. Rehab flavors are as prolific rabbit droppings, but to my knowledge, this is the last of the unreviewed flavors, and like Vanessa Williams, we went and saved the best for last. Well, sort of, I'd say this is as about good as the original...more Monster Rehab Tea Plus Orangeade product information

Monster Ubermonster Energy Brew

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Today we're reviewing the most expensive energy drink we've ever reviewed, the $5 Monster Ubermonster. Before I go into my standard tirade about where Monster dropped the ball, let me say, this is a excellent beverage. Price aside, it's a little bitter, but still smooth. It really taste brewed, how you might imagine a blend Heineken and Monster Import would taste. The package appearance is superb, and managed to catch my eye, even in the sea of Monster green "M" claws on the regular and import cans. I often encourage...more Monster Ubermonster Energy Brew product information

Nitrous Monster Super Dry

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I have no idea what nitrogenating water is supposed to accomplish. On top of that, I complained about 15oz. Java Monster Mean Bean costing $2.79, it was 3oz. bigger, and contained milk (which thousands of arguments confirm should cost more than regular unleaded gasoline by the galloon). Nitrous Monster costs $2.99 for 12oz. That's Red Bull prices. So, before we even get past first base (which I think is hand holding/necking), I don't recommend you buy this product. Imagine we live in a fantasy world where Hansen admits that Joker Mad Energy is essentially...more Nitrous Monster Super Dry product information

X-Presso Monster Hammer

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When I was young and more desperate for pier approval, I discovered that coffee and cigarettes were as invigorating a combination as tiger blood and Adonis DNA. One of the reasons I started drinking energy drinks was to replace coffee when I quit smoking, because coffee fueled my cravings for cigarettes. Consequently, my primary interest is in energy sodas, so, regardless of quality, I'm like the honey badger when it comes to new Java Monster flavors. With that in mind, I bellied up to my computer desk, fully expecting to...more X-Presso Monster Hammer product information
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