Cocaine Mild

Energy

Taste

Price

Hello again, Jason from screamingenergy.com. Like Tweak, Sin, 420 and all the other sophomorically-named energy drinks, cocaine's branding is campy and unsophisticated. Let's be clear, we're not talking about actual cocaine. Cocaine is an life-ruining narcotic that increases ones propensity to indiscriminately and literally prostitute ones self to get just one more high. It causes otherwise honest people to steal, lie and thoroughly, often irreparably compromise their morals, destroying the confidence of friends and family...and that's what makes the drink name so clever. Because, when I think of energy, the first thing that comes to mind...more Cocaine Mild product information

Cocaine Spicy Hot

Energy

Taste

Price

I tried cocaine for the first time a few weeks ago. Once you're on cocaine, it's hard to get off it. The first order of business is to explain what they mean by spicy hot. On a scale of hot from mild to Butt Blazin Recipe #2 Sphincter Shrinker Triple X Hot Sauce, Cocaine is about a 7. The heat builds, and burns mostly in the throat area, like post-vomit acid burn. Cocaine Spicy Hot couldn't be less refreshing without adding dirt. I could enjoy sipping this next to the...more Cocaine Spicy Hot product information