Guru 100 Percent Natural Energy Drink

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As long as you keep chugging, you only have to endure the aftertaste once. I'd liken the experience to about 1/10th the intensity of consuming Theraflu. I've never really disliked the taste of Theraflu while I'm drinking it, but as soon as I stop, my face involuntarily contorts into "the disgusted/near vomit face". As mentioned, this is nowhere nearly that intense, but the concept is similar. Drink it all down at once (with your buddies affectionately chanting "chug, chug, chug", as those less mature of us have the need to do at the slightest opportunity), and...more Guru 100 Percent Natural Energy Drink product information

Guru Lemonade Full On Energy Drink

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This is the first lemonade-flavored energy drink I've had, and I can't imagine the taste getting much better. It's tart, reasonably sweet, and goes down so smoothly, sometimes I have to stop myself short of a third can. With nearly 150mg of caffeine, it's also far more energizing than many popular carbonated energy sodas (Guru Lemonade Energy Drink is non-carbonated, btw). I'll never complain about Guru being completely organic either. At $1.99, I'd normally say this is a sub-par/par value, but if you love lemonade as much as I do, and appreciate when an energy drink can enjoyably disguise the...more Guru Lemonade Full On Energy Drink product information

Guru Lite 100 Percent Natural Energy Drink

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The can is pretty exciting, like a reverse Coca-Cola can. I don't normally like hippie drinks that are all natural, and contain "herbal" things, but I've been playing disc golf lately. This means that it's only a matter of time until I only own boot socks, and bathing becomes optional as I realize that, "we are deeply hurting in America, we are deeply craving answers, we've lost our identity as we have evolved into technology and into industrialized society". I won't have time for energy drinks, because I'll want to be taken to "that rock that has...more Guru Lite 100 Percent Natural Energy Drink product information

Guru Superfruit Juicy Energy Drink

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Hello again, Jason from Screaming Energy. It's easy for brands, even noteworthy brands, to get lost in the sea of dog leavings that comprise the majority of the energy drink market. The Food Lion, that desperately wants to be a Harris Teeter, near my house recently put Guru Lite in the organic/hippie/vegan/tree hugger section. Lite is above average for a lo-calorie drink, but remains the least savory of the brand, a brand that includes Full On Lemonade, one of my favorite...more Guru Superfruit Juicy Energy Drink product information