Energy Supplement Manufacturers / Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt
Thanks to Steven Seagal, I had to extend the name field in my database to fit his verbose energy drink name.
This drink is everything I expected from the great actor, writer, director, musician, theologian, sex symbol, and father to many Steven Seagal. Like molasses and dishwater, this drink neither satisfies the taste buds, nor the nostrils in the process of being choked down. Of 99 energy drinks reviewed, and probably 200 assorted flavors sampled, this is, to my knowledge, the first energy drink I did not finish. I even tried the Kobayashi shake, but nothing was keeping...more Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Asian Experience Energy Drink product information
I too was not man enough to drink this entire "beverage". I'd imagine Vitameatavegamin tastes a lot like Stephen Seagal's drinks. While I was drinking it, I was looking for hidden cameras; this was clearly a bad joke. Surely nothing that tastes this bad can be used for anything other than killing rats. The word "repugnant" comes off as a compliment when describing how rancid this drink is.
Assuming I've made it abundantly clear that the taste is horrible, I have no idea if it's energizing. Since I'd rather strip the skin off my face with...more Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Cherry Charge Energy Drink product information
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Asian Experience Energy Drink
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Cherry Charge Energy Drink