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DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry

Energy
Taste
Price
Where can I buy DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry? DynaPep Sent Samples
How much does DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry cost? $2.49

What's in DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry?

Nutritional Information
*Incomplete
Size: 0.1 FL OZ
Servings: 1.0
Calories2
Carbohydrates0
Sodium0
DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Cinammon contains a single 4ml (0.13 fl.oz.) serving, which contains mg/% USRDA (whichever is available, or both, if listed) : Calories 2, Fat 1g/2%, Carbohydrates 0 and a Proprietary Blend 156.5mg (Caffeine Anhydrous 80mg, Vitamin B12 16666% and undisclosed amounts of 2-Amino 4-Methyl Hexane HCL, Conjugated Linoleic Acid and Chromium Polynicotinate)

Jason's Review



You know what 2:30 in the afternoon feels like, right? Alright, 5 Hour Energy takes care of that 2:30 feeling, but what about that 5:30 feeling? You've already spent $3 at lunch to feel good for the rest of your work day. Now it's time to go home and take care of the really stressful things in your life, namely your wife and kids.

For most of us, work is the easy part of our day. Now it's the afternoon, you're home from work and you've got to deal with:
  • your mother-in-law, calling to tell you what a better husband you could have been...before asking for money to repair the house she never should have bought
  • Your 3 year old putting bubble bath in the dishwasher
  • Your wife leaving for a Halloween party dressed like a prostitute, insisting that guys and girls can be friends after reuniting with her high school boyfriend on facebook
  • Your daughter locked in her room, because she's 17 and you won't let her date a 24 year old that already has 2 children
  • The two middle kids are playing 'Rabid Badger' on the Wii, or something that causes that much yelling and bleeding.



*Not actually a licensed Nintendo or Wii product


What are you going to do? Reach for another 5 hour energy? You've already spent $3 to make it from noon to 5PM. Are you going to spend another $3 just to survive the afternoon with your family?

So, take one DynaPep, so you're prepared for when:
  • Your son turns your kitchen into a waterpark...where some of the bubbles are yellow
  • Your wife comes home early, because her boyfriend from high school is the same douche bag he was before, and he tried to get in her pants
  • Your middle child needs stitches from the 'Rabid Badger Whirlwind'
  • Your daughter unlocks the door and comes downstairs, because the guy who was going to 'love her forever'...made it number 3 by getting her best friend pregnant
  • At the end of the day, your wife expects you to displeasure her for 2-3 minutes, just like she does every month


So, now you know what 5:30 feels like, so take one DynaPep and have energy all afternoon, and all night. Because your day doesn't end when you leave work.

Guests's Review

What can I say about Dynapep? I was pleasantly suprised when Jason asked me to review the new berry flavor in it's "new" packaging. Like previous versions of the product, the new packaging still makes me feel like I am taking a shot of "Blue Velvet Nuke" which is somewhat appropriate because I do feel like my teeth wiggle after drinking it. The new containers are less square looking, more rounded and sleak looking.

The taste has definately improved compared to the old base flavor, which I assume is what the company is marketing as the "new cinnamon flavor", but I wasn't able to talk Jason out of any of the cinnamon flavor, so I'll have to wait until I can find it in stores later this month. The berry flavor lacks most of the mediciney-gag inducing highlights of it's predecessors. Sadly, I did not find it particularly berry flavorful, but whatever flavor they're aiming for does make it independently drinkable so I did not feel my normal compulsion to chase the micro-shot with another beverage. I can only describe the taste as sweet - which simply works for ingesting such a tiny amount.

As far as actual energy goes, Intocell continues to deliver on a superior product that keeps me running for a solid 9-10 hours. I find myself intently focused on whatever I am doing, what my kids are doing and what any people that make the mistake of coming within 25 feet of me happen to be doing. I find that I can solve their problems faster then they can - sometimes before they even know they have one. The effect is close to immediate, and lasts as advertised through the day. Many people swear by a regular meal schedule while taking Dynapep, I've tried it both ways and found only an incremental improvement in the length of it's effect by adding small meals throughout the day.

My biggest complaint about the product is local availabilty - finding these is worse than tracking down the Chubacabra, but an equally worthwhile endeavor. I understand GNC is supposed to start carrying the new formulas soon - which will cut down on the need to order it direct.

DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry can or bottle design and textual information
DynaPep Berry has essentially the same package design and textual information as DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Cinnamon

Consumer Reviews

Ornytoad@2013-03-06 15:25:09
Man this stuff got me so wired I could rape a hummingbird! DynaPep is like lightin' in a bottle! AAAUGH
Joe@2012-11-26 15:44:15
Holy Shit! I downed a DynaPep after reading all the rave and somehow, against all odds, managing to find one at the local Rite Aid in my town...wtf? Regardless, I ate a good lunch, dropped the 4mLs down the hatch, and grabbed on to my office chair. First, the taste...I kind of imagine that it tastes like burning plastic smells. It wasn't pleasant. About 20 minutes later however, the surge hit me like a freight train. My brain was on fire, I had unlimited energy, but seemed to spend most of it trying to focus on any one thing I could. I only really felt normal when I was focused on about 10 different things at the same time. I could write 5 emails simultaneously and have them all be coherent. I'm pretty sure I wrote some of my notes in russian and I don't even speak russian, but it didn't matter because I could still understand them. I'm not sure that I could do this every day, but I will certainly reserve it for my worst days, or for those days where I just want to feel like a freakin' rockstar.
Kenny @2012-11-26 15:42:55
i use dynapep all the time from dania rexall in dania florida. it tastes terrible and caused me a little dry mouth but wowsers it works...
Newt@2012-04-10 14:05:16
DynaPep is a Great drink, well actually it's more like a sip. But when taken in the morning, I cannot sleep at night, and cannot get an erection. Reply by Jason: Thanks Newt, that last side effect may be better for all of us.
ASHG@2011-07-08 16:11:51
SO I read what everyone was saying about Dynapep and really wanted some. So I went on line and bought 8 from Amazon. When it showed up my husbsnd and I both took one I chose blue berry and he drank the cinnamon. It was the worse taste ever!!! I gagged and almost threw up!! It taste like plastic/drain cleaner there was nothing berry about it. I felt ok for an hour or so and then I felt like I was going to die!! I took my BP and it was through the roof my pulse was way down in the fifties but my BP was way too high. I layed down for two hours and started feeling a bit better when all of a sudden the back on my head started throbbing I could no longer take the pain in my head and went to sleep for the rest of the night. Woke up today and the back of my head and neck hurt so bad that I can not move my head side to side! I think I will be going to the doctor/ER today to get checked out! I really wanted this stuff to work for me but it didnt! On the bright side my husband likes it and thought it taste ok too. ( I wonder if mine got tampered with) Anyway good luck to all of you!!
Bonnie@2011-01-13 12:01:47
I really really enjoyed this shot, I do agree the taste is concentrated but even with a shot of water afterward it goes away, but the effect do not. I did indeed get the heartbeat going, a little sweaty palms but I took it on an empty stomach after coffee. Next time I'll trust it, but I looked up the formula and did some homework and found that its much better for me that the crap I put in my body based on expensive ads. Red Bull fills me up before it gets me up. 5-Hour energy doesn't give me the pickup that Dynapep gives me and again there's more of it to drink. Dynapep really is a shot, you drink less than a full ounce of liquid, close your eyes, swallow and chase with your fav beverage. Then just wait, you will see....no really you'll be able to see more clearly the things you have to do. Just be careful and don't do two shots at once if you don't know how it'll effect you. I was up for nearly 20 hours, no ill side effects just couldn't really sleep. So, I learned. Take Dyanpep in the morning and it'll last all day..I take it with my Aleve!!
LB@2010-12-13 15:00:59
Let me begin by asking, what would I do if I could not buy my Dynapep? How could I function and how did I ever function without it?! I am on an endless quest to stay slim and sexy, especially since I have passed the 30 year mark. It started with a gym obsession, then I came upon energy supplements and became a Stackers2 and 3 girl, and would faithfully buy my stackers, until one day I realized the Stackers were not truly producing at the level that was sufficient for me. I was looking for an energy surge that would simultaneously wipe out my appetite. This I found one fateful day in the Spring of this year.

For about 7 months I have been hooked on Dynapep. It produced amazing results for me in my first month when I dropped at least 10lbs and my weight fell below 120 for the 1st time since high school! Everyone I know was remarking on how skinny I had become, which I loved and more importantly, I was hooked on the effects of Dynapep.

While I cannot promise that I get this effect every time, I can recall that when I first took 1 (horribly wretched tasting) microshot, within about 20 min, I could feel my heart pumping a little harder, and feeling an amazing/high sensation. I am just a boring office worker, every day I'm expected to chain myself to my desk and stare @the computer screen intently for endless hours. Without Dynapep, my mind wanders, I become restless and in need of food/sustenance and social interaction. But on a good day (especially when I combine my morning routine of a Dynapep microshot combined with a cup of coffee) I am good to go for hours. We're talking the ENTIRE day. On Dynapep, I can remain at my computer screen, multitask like Rose (the robot maid on The Jetsons), accomplish many projects, and then go home and have tons of energy throughout the night. In fact, I've basically grown to rely on Dynapep and I fear the day that it may ever become banned by the FDA or discontinued, or worse yet, wearing off its affect on my body. I am a single mother working a full-time job, maintaining a home and an extemely active social life and Dynapep enables me to have endless energy that is needed to do essentially the work of @least 2 people in 1. For an extra boost I will chase my Dynapep with a "Red-Eye" from Starbucks (a shot of espresso inside a cup of coffee). Or for a good party nite out I'll take my Dynapep right after drinking a cocktail mixed with Red Bull. I am obsessed with Dynapep. I start my day with it every weekday and I often stop at the local drug store/diet aisle to buy my daily fix. Whenever the stuff goes on sale, I'm the crazy one loading up and buying up the entire stock giddily, like a little kid on Christmas morning.

Basically, I highly recommend Dynapep. It tastes like the worst chemical you could ever imagine, but it is worth it for the euphoric, long lasting energy high and increased focus you will get. The only downsides are: extreme anxiety and feelings of worry/panic over small matters, insomnia (lying awake into the wee hours of the night while incapable of actually doing anything productive at that time), a major crash followed by hunger when it wears off, and (maybe because I always combine it w/my morning caffeine) an insane coffee withdrawal headache and feeling of lethargic when you are off it for too long. Lastly (this could be a negative side effect or a bonus, depending on how you see it)-- but I also feel sensations of sexual arousal when it is first kicking-in in the morning. Which is great, except that at that time of day, I'm usually just chained to my computer, in my dull cubicle, surrounded by a bunch of lumpy, boring, married men!
Jack Spencer@2010-10-21 17:50:51
Saw DynaPep on here Tuesday night, and ordered an 8 pack. It arrived by UPS last night. Put it on my oatmeal about 90 minutes ago. Whoa! Flying higher than Superman, on an interplanetary expedition. Watching a football game, and I want to climb in the TV and tackle everyone! Think I'll power wash my house today!

Summary- Buy it! Its incrediable stuff. Makes 5 hour energy shots, seem like a can of Dr. Pepper!
CHRIS@2010-09-23 14:01:20
This energy "micro-shot" is the worst tasting energy product I've ever had. It also has the worst side effects I've ever experienced. I felt complete tweaked out while I was on it and felt horrible for weeks after. I will never take this again. Edited by Jason: weeks? I don't think DynaPep really has the capacity to make one feel ill for weeks.
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