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Whynatte Latte Coffee and Energy
Available at: Chevron on N. Highland Avene, Atlanta Ga. Ratings: Combined Reviewer Rating:   6 out of 10
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Like all men in their 30s, I love the Twilight series of movies. Then, who doesn't love movies about vampire-like things, spirit wolves, and a whiny teenage girl who's mouth hangs precariously open all the time. Today we're reviewing Whynatte, a premium coffee latte beverage, which reminds me a great deal of the Twilight series.
This drink comes in a handsome can, and the flavor is a perfect combination of strength and sweetness, like Taylor Lautner. On the other hand, due primarily to a caffeine deficiency, Whynatte is a little weak and frail, like Robert Pattinson. Sure, like Pattinson, Whynatte has a lot of other "qualities", like: taurine, ginseng, guarana, l-carnitine and vitamins, but at the end of the day, no one really cares about anything other than caffeine and six-pack abs.
The 100 calories, 3.5g of fat and 4g of protein likely far exceed Kristen Stewart's daily nutritional intake, which makes me think, perhaps her mouth is constantly agape in hopes that it will be filled with one of these delicious latte beverages. I say, "Whynatte? Maybe eat a sandwich while you're at it."
Whynatte is available in the Atlanta area for as low as $1.89, a reasonable value, compared to the swill you'll get at Starbucks for about a dollar more.
Overall, on a scale of "Adventureland" to anything worth watching, Whynatte is off the scale.
Jason Energy Rating:
5Jason Taste Rating:
8Jason Value Rating:
5Guest Reviewer: Reviews posted before May 2007 were written by Angie
Do you enjoy coffee flavored beverages? I know I do and why not? Or rather Whynatte? As a coffee drink, Whynatte is comparable to Java Monster. The biggest difference is that Whynatte has a much bolder coffee taste than Java Monster. If you're a fan for strong, dark coffee, you will probably find the flavor of Whynatte to be delightful.
Image and Text AdWhynatte comes in an 8 oz can, which is too bad. After I polished off the can, I kept wishing that there was more. It saddened me to find that the can was drained and I had no more Whynatte. Herein lies my problem with these awesomely delicious coffee drinks. The lack of carbonation allows for a gulping down which carbonated drinks don't really allow for. I'm like a rabid animal when I crack the can on a non-carbonated drink. It lasts for about 30 seconds then it's gone forever.
Something else that is gone forever is the money that was in my pocket. The parallels between Whynatte and Java Monster keep presenting themselves. These two drinks also share a high price tag. Whynatte will set you back $1.89 for an 8 oz. can. This makes Java Monster look like a bargain at $2.89 for a 15 oz can. I love these drinks so much but they are so expensive that they have become more of a rare treat than a regular occurrence. A rare, 30 second treat.
Angie Energy Rating:
6Angie Taste Rating:
9Angie Value Rating:
4Active Ingredients:
Each can of Whynatte contains one 8 oz serving and the following mg/% USRDA per serving: Calories 100, Total Fat 3.5g/5%, Saturated Fat 2g/10%, Cholesterol 10mg/ 3%, Sodium 200mg/8%, Total Carbohydrate 15g/5%, Dietary Fiber 1g/4%, Sugar 9g, Protein 4g, Vitamin A 2%, Calcium 15%, Phosphorous 14%, Riboflavin 100%, Niacin 100%, Vitamin B6 100%, Vitamin B12 100%.
Whynatte includes the following ingredients: Filtered Water, Milk, Coffee, Sugar Maltodextrin, Taurine Pectin, Natural Flavors, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Bicarbonate, Di potassium Phosphate, L-Carnitine, Carrageenan Gum, Panax Gingeseng, Niacinamidearana Seed Extract, CCCCCaffeinecralose, Acesulfame Potassium, Pyridoxine Hydrocloride, Riboflavin, Cyanocobalamin.
Can Text:
Whynatte comes in a black and bronze can. The top of the can reads "VITAMINS - PREMIUM COFFEE - REFRESHMENT". The front of the can reads "whynatte Latte - Coffee and Energy" with a graphical splash of coffee. The side of the can has the following text; "Great alone, great mixed, serve chilled and refrigerate after opening. The Whynatte phenomenon was born from three friends, with nothing but a latte and a dream. People around the world have taken the Whynatte and made it their own, in the process building an inclusive and thriving community to embrace it. Welcome to the Whynatte family; life just got a latte better". Gotta love those latte puns!
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Whynatte Latte Coffee and Energy User Comments
Eric on 2010-10-08 12:55:53 said:
I was seeing a movie at the Art Cinemas at Midtown Saturday and was given a free Whynatte Latte as I left. I did not try it until Sunday morning but really loved it and wish I lived closer to buy one. I live an hour NW of Atlanta but am there often. Have been in the Marketing business the past 10 years and I think you have a hit!
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