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Rockstar Juiced Mango Orange Passion Fruit
Available at: Probably Some Crappy Store Ratings: Combined Reviewer Rating:   3 out of 10
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Anyone who has ever read my older juice reviews knows that I usually taste metallic whenever juice comes from a can. Maybe it's the carbonation, but this drink doesn't suffer from that problem as badly as others. Unfortunately, it does suffer from both mango and passion fruit being printed on, and contained within the can. Both are repugnant flavors that should never have been considered for inclusion in any energy drink formula. While I've heard many claim that all energy drinks taste like passionfruit (affectionately, "the uneducated masses"), very few actually claim to contain or taste like passionfruit. For those who think Regular Rockstar, Red Bull, et al taste like passion fruit, drink a Rockstar Juiced Mango/Orange/Passion Fruit, and prepare for a sobering slap in the taste buds (and trip to the toilet).
Maybe it's just me, but they might as well label this stuff GoLYTELY, which about.com explains, is used "to eliminate all fecal matter from the colon". Like GoLYTELY, after the first few glasses of Rockstar Juiced, bowel evacuation (in the form of diarrhea) will begin. While I find diarrhea as amusing as anyone else, and often LOL at my own eruptions in public restrooms, the lower abdominal pains were no laughing matter. Also, it made my pee bright yellow/green, and made me never want to drink anything else ever again, for fear it would taste like Rockstar Juiced.
I really can't decide which is worse, the taste or the explosive diarrhea. I can't say that I feel very energized after my $2 investment when I spent the whole day on the toilet. As an energy drink, this fails in every value way. If you're looking to evacuate your colon, this may be a reasonable value.
Jason Energy Rating:
5Jason Taste Rating:
1Jason Value Rating:
1Guest Reviewer: Reviews posted before May 2007 were written by Angie
Juice out of a can isn't so great, passion fruit out of a can is less great, and what I discovered from Rockstar Juiced is that carbonated passion fruit out of a can is as unholy of a union as a Hitler and 80's-themed dance club called "der Fruhstuckfuhrer". I'm immediately sickened to my stomach when I drink Rockstar Juiced. It's overtly sweet. It tastes like you took the juice from canned mixed fruit cups (the pull-top ones that I always cut myself on) and carbonated it. Thanks to those fruit cups, I was almost 20 before I realized that pineapple fruit didn't have the same texture as pears, peaches and whatever those pinkish orb-shaped things were supposed to be.
Xtreme Energy ShotAbout half way through the can, I wanted to dump it out, but was afraid there may be EPA ramifications. I'm personally repulsed even by the smell of this product.
At the time of this review, I've still not consumed the entirety of this sadistic slop. I've finished at least one serving, and I'd say it's safely as energizing as any other Rockstar product, regrettably, it's nauseating.
This "drink" retails for around $2. I'd be hard-pressed to not feel that it's half the value as a punch in the face at twice the price.
Angie Energy Rating:
8Angie Taste Rating:
3Angie Value Rating:
2Active Ingredients:
Rockstar Juiced Mango Orange Passion Fruit contains 70% juice and the following (mg/%USRDA) information per 8oz. serving (2 in this can): 90 calories, carbohydrates 22g/7%, sugars 21g, protein 1g, vitamin b2 200%, vitamin b3 100%, vitamin b5 100%, vitamin b6 100%, vitamin b12 100%, vitamin c 100%, calcium 3%, taurine 1g, caffine 80mg, guarana 25mg, inositol 25mg, l-carnitine 25mg, panax ginseng 25mg, milk thistle 20mg, ginkgo 15mg.
Can Text:
You can see the can in the picture. This isn't even the can that's currently in production. This is what happens when Jason puts drinks to be reviewed in the refrigerator crisper, and I find them while looking for the mustard greens.
The color-scheme of the can is pretty much still the same, but the layout is more like our photos of Rockstar Punched and Rockstar Roasted Mocha.
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Rockstar Juiced Mango Orange Passion Fruit Videos and Commercials
She Says 'Rockstar Juiced' Something about this reminds me of Bill Murray's part in Caddyshack. Special Thanks to: Youtube user ernisr Added: 2010-05-06 17:27:39 | Rockstar Juiced Energy Review Perhaps I'm too easily entertained, but I chuckled a few times...anus Special Thanks to: YouTube user Jeremyslick Added: 2010-05-06 17:23:32 |
Surprise, a 6 Minute Energy Drink Review I like that Retroblogs seems confused all the time. I wouldn't have posted this video had he not also been talking about Atari Miniature Golf, Skiing and Asteroids. Special Thanks to: YouTube user Retroblogs Added: 2010-05-06 17:14:58 | Rockstar Juiced Video Review admgtz actually does a pretty good job, I think, reviewing Rockstar Juiced. The texture on the can is called diamond plate. Why does every video review have to be 6 minutes long? Lastly, I feel admgtz may feel the number of Rockstars he's consumed should impress you. Special Thanks to: YouTube user admgtz Added: 2010-05-06 17:10:11 |
Rockstar Juiced Energy Drink Unbelievably, this is a 2 minute video of a guy getting a Rockstar and a frosty mug out of the freezer and pouring it into a cup. Don't say I didn't warn you. Special Thanks to: YouTube user Zyygeli123 Added: 2010-05-06 17:03:40 |
Rockstar Juiced Mango Orange Passion Fruit User Comments
avey on 2010-10-08 12:56:56 said:
juiced mango is by far the best rockstar ive ever had!! this always pumps me up before, during and after im snowboarding!
Charley on 2010-07-05 16:43:43 said:
I used to like Rockstar Juiced quite a bit, but since they reformulated it to 10% juice instead of the previous 50% juice, I don't think it's as good.
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