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Crunk
Available at: Convenience Store in Huntersville Ratings: Combined Reviewer Rating:   8.5 out of 10
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With a name like "Crunk!!!" and a personality like Lil Jon as the frontman, celebrities and sports stars like Lil Flip, Roy Jones Jr., Paris Hilton, Shannon Elizabeth, and the Ying Yang Twins, this drink has an entourage that drinks like Monster, Red Bull, Rockstar, and Full Throttle will never have. While I like this lineup, I'd like to suggest a possibly overlooked "King of Crunk", Kimbo Slice.
Why add Kimbo Slice to Team Crunk?
- Look at that cup. Put some diamonds on that, and it's fit to drink from
- He'll knock a hata out, he's a head bussa
- That gold fist likely feels like he has a midget hangin' from his necklace
- He looks a little like Grady from "Sanford and Son", and who liked to get Crunk on Champipple more than Grady Wilson?
This drink is awesome in every consumption respect. The price could stand to be lower, but as far as energy (as well as other physiological affects mentioned on the can), and taste, Crunk is a beast. The flavor is tart and enjoyable, and the results of ingestion are invigorating in multiple ways.
This is the most highly recommended $2 8.3oz drink I've ever had. You can get it marginally cheaper if you Buy Crunk Energy Drink online.
Jason Energy Rating:
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9Guest Reviewer: Reviews posted before May 2007 were written by Angie
The first time I saw this product, I thought it was a gimmick. "Someone's trying to capitalize on Lil Jon's popularity", I thought to myself. Lil Jon's probably never even drank this before, or so I thought. Firstly, it's far from a gimmick, this product appears to have more thought in the formulation process than the vast majority of products herbal/remedy/energy products on the market. With the unique blend of herbs and spices utilized in this drink, you might want to start calling Lil Jon "the Colonel". The taste is almost as pleasing as KFC's original recipe as well. I love pomegranate, and this stuff taste awesome. It's also exceptionally refreshing served iced cold.
Xtreme Energy ShotAs much as I personally like Pimpjuice, particularly the taste, I don't particularly associate Nelly with energy, at least not like I do Lil Jon, most of the time, Lil Jon looks like a 6 year old living on a steady diet of birthday cake and Mountain Dew.
From my understanding of "Crunk", I'll have to admit, I'm not sure how Crunk Energy Drink can get you Crunk, but after all, who am I to argue with "The Kings of Crunk"? I mean, he's "Lil Jon, Ok!?!" Even if I whole-heartedly disagreed with Lil Jon on this drink getting me crunk, I have to ask myself, "What You Gonna Do?"
I can only recommend this product to married people, as I'm for traditional marital monogamous relationships, and from my experience, it's best you are a part of such a relationship when consuming this product. In case I need to be vaguer, I wouldn't drink it before leaving your wife to set sail on a 12 month naval tour of duty. Less vaguely, I'm not as skeptical concerning the effectiveness of horny goat weed.
At $2, I'd normally scoff at any 8.3oz. drink. If I were you, I wouldn't be too quick to discredit this drink, it's like Floyd Mayweather, not very big, but it packs quite a punch.
Angie Energy Rating:
9Angie Taste Rating:
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7Active Ingredients:
Crunk Energy drink starts off with a reasonable 100mg of caffeine, reinforced with Inositol, Green Tea Leaf, Damiana (reputed to help with energy, emphysema, low estrogen, frigidity, hot flashes, impotency, infertility, menopause, Parkinson's disease, PMS, inflammation of prostate, Lou Gehrig's disease, and more dealing with reproductive organs in both males and females.) 1, L-Carnitine, Licorice (not sure if this is supposed to have any other medicinal/herbal value other than as an expectorant, and to stop anal leakage), Guarana, L-Tyrosine, Horny Goat Weed (a.k.a. Barrenwort, Bishop's Hat, Fairy Wings, or Yin Yang Huo. Essentially notable for having aphrodisiac qualities), N Acetyl L-Cysteine, Ginko Biloba, Panax Ginseng, Grape Seed Extract, Skull Cap (after some research, I found too many species of plant going by this name to determine which is used in Crunk, and what purpose it serves), White Willow (used to remedy aches and fevers), Ashwaganda (provide strength and help the body resist disease), Milk Thistle (promotes liver health). On top of all that, we've still got vitamins to cover (amount/USRDA): Vitamin C 30mg/50%, E 7.5iu/25%, B1 375mcg/25%, B2 1.7mg/100%, B3 20mg/100%, B6 2mg/100%, B12 6mcg/100%, B5 10mg/100%, Calcium 50mg/5%, Magnesium 12mg/4%, Selenium 5mcg/5%.
1 Ritchason, J. 1995, "The Little Herb Encyclopedia, 3rd Edition" p.70 c/o Wikipedia
Can Text:
I've removed the "!!!" for ease of typing only, let it be known that "Crunk" is always officially followed by three exclamation points. As you might expect, "Get Crunk!!!" is the primary selling point for Crunk Energy Drink. The can is very well designed, and as I found from some of the photos online, the logo and colors also look good on hats, jerseys. Silver, red and black are the colors. As for text, there's a good deal of it, around the top, "replenish, stimulate, refresh, invigorate, arouse, energize", hold on, did that say "arouse"? I'm sure that's a typographical error. "Contains real pomegranate juice", "With Ashwaganda" (ashwaganda is also known as " Indian ginseng", and is supposed to provide strength and help the body resist disease). The bottom of the can has a list of ingredients, and Crunk offers a great deal of ingredients I've not seen in other energy drinks, mixed with some of the usual suspects. "Ginseng, Skull Cap, White Willow, Horny Goat Weed". As a single adult male, I'm somewhat concerned about being "stilumated", and "aroused" with "horny goat weed".
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Crunk Videos and Commercials
Crunk Energy Drink Review Video review for Crunk!!! that I found on the innertubes. Special Thanks to: YOUtube user reviewmasta Added: 2010-02-22 22:21:26 | Crunk Juice Energy Drank We Drink So Crunk!!! I'm pretty sure these guys are as crunk as you can be. OK!? Special Thanks to: YouTube User AsianGlow Added: 2009-11-25 15:28:56 |
Crunk Energy Drink Commercial Even Regis likes Crunk!!! Special Thanks to: YouTube User sneakyjack and Lil Jon Added: 2009-10-23 15:40:02 |
Crunk User Comments
Kevin B. on 2010-05-06 15:49:28 said:
I found a 16oz. crunk at a store for $2.79 which isn't bad (compared to $4 at the mall!). This tastes like a soda I drink on occasion called switch, which is carbonated fruit juice without sugar. Crunk is like that with the delicious flavor of pomegranate and a reasonable amount of sugar. It's a bit tart but refreshing. The energy was not an "I can crush a human skull with my fists" sort of boost but was strong. I drank this before a jog that usually tires me out but this time i felt like I could do the same jog again. I would rate this 7-8-9
George on 2009-09-03 13:36:52 said:
What Crackhead Made Crunk!?!?!?
Zone 3 on 2009-08-17 13:56:27 said:
Crunk Energy and Red Bull are the only energy drinks I'll drink, most of the other brands mess with my heart too much.. The only time I had a bad experience with Crunk was after drinking 3 cans back to back, but it still wasn't that bad, just a fast heart beat.. Every other time that happened it was with 'Kronik' Kokaine' 'Monster' or 'Amp', and it was 10 times worse.. but all in all this drink is top notch, good taste, good ingredients, nice energy boost and no strong negative effects. Get Crunk!
Andy on 2009-01-11 12:19:35 said:
Crunk!!! is the only energy drink for me, I never like energy drinks until now, and its ingredients actually help with liver functions. I'm a nutritionist so I know what I'm talking about. I will recommend to all my clients and anybody out there. By the way it does not have Taurine which is not good for you in the amounts they put in other energy drinks.
Energy Drink lover on 2008-07-08 16:37:12 said:
Crunk sounds like its not for teens who don't want a wiener problem!
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