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Java Monster Coffee Energy Big Black
Available at: Harris Teeter or Food Lion Ratings: Combined Reviewer Rating:   9 out of 10
7.53 out of 10 from 125 reviewersAdd Your Thoughts on this Energy Drink |
With most Monster products, you'll find that I have only good things to say. Java Monster Big Black is more of the same with a minor footnote. The can doesn't say to shake gently or anything, and as many of the regular readers know, I like to sip drinks. Somewhere between these two variables, a terrible thing happened; the milk separated. Now, I've drank about 5 of these all-in-all, and only had this happen once, but either the cream settled to the bottom, or having it near the heater in my car made it separate, and when it did, the small curd-like globs of cream were unpleasant. It reminded me of the old Orbit drink (the one with floating gummies in it), but at least with Orbit, you knew the nasty surprise chunks were coming. My suggestion, shake the can gently before opening, and if you own a Honda Prelude, put the heat on the foot/defrost setting.
Otherwise, the taste was a good as I expected it to be. Flavor was a little strong for my taste, and I much preferred the Java Monster Loca Moca.
There are a couple of general rules in life that you can pretty much count on:
- Nothing Britney Spears does is newsworthy
- Nothing Jon Edwards says is true
- "Curvy" and "A Few Extra Pounds" are almost never accurate descriptions
- Monster Energy products are energizing
At the end of the day, if you like the taste of coffee, this is a tasty and energizing drink for $2.19.
Jason Energy Rating:
9Jason Taste Rating:
7Jason Value Rating:
8Guest Reviewer: Reviews posted before May 2007 were written by Angie
Do I like Big Black? I like the episode where Big Black bought the Ford Pinto and murdered it out flat black. I also love Meaty the bulldog, and Rob Dyrdek is ok too. I bought Jason a DC shoes hat one time, so I like to think that some of that fat loot they're spending is part of my $17.99. Assuming that you weren't interested in whether I like the "Rob and Big" show, I also love (in equal parts) Java Monster Coffee Energy Big Black. It's so tasty that anyone who doesn't like Java Monster probably likes the taste of doo doo balls, and is a stupid head.
Advertise HereOther than the yummy flavor, it's also plenty energizing, as Monster products tend to be. Since we also found this flavor for $2.19, the price falls directly within the confines of my willingness to pay. Another standing ovation for Monster, IMHO.
Angie Energy Rating:
9Angie Taste Rating:
10Angie Value Rating:
9Active Ingredients:
You guessed it, check out Java Monster Coffee Energy Mean Bean.
Can Text:
More of the same can text found on Java Monster Coffee Energy Mean Bean.
*Correction: Originally, we reported that Java Monster Energy Drinks contained 16 fluid oz. per can, the contents have been updated to the correct amount, 15 oz.
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Java Monster Coffee Energy Big Black User Comments
Julie on 2010-11-15 16:09:40 said:
I'm quite sure that there should be a support group for monster java addictions. I love almost everything about this drink, EXCEPT THE PRICE. Anything over $2 is too much.
Katrina on 2010-06-30 13:17:24 said:
this is my all time favorite coffee energy drink,unfortunately i cant find big black in any stores that sale monster coffee around here, i really hope they are not discontinuing it.
Klock on 2010-05-28 12:10:02 said:
I live in NY and would like to continue to drink Java Monster Energy drinks but can not find them. If anyone knows a place to get them let me know.
Tina on 2010-05-06 15:41:27 said:
I love Java Monster Big Black, I work nights and it gives me that extra little boost to drive home at night. I only wish that I knew where to get it anymore; for some reason no one is selling it any more, this makes me very upset.
frankiejive on 2009-01-11 12:19:35 said:
Java Monster Big Black is great stuff. I make it last longer by combining it with decaf coffee so I don't OD on caffine - at my age that could cause trouble.
Maleko Ruiz on 2008-10-14 18:09:22 said:
I love this Java Monster Big Black coffee drink. It is rich and thick. My only challenge is the sugar content, so it leaves me a bit fried after I drink it. AND, sometimes you put up with a little bs to get the good stuff - like the taste! Yummmsville
robert edward schult on 2008-07-25 17:37:29 said:
The tastiest of the Java Monsters. Cost is little more than Monster green. So, if your tight on greenbacks like me,every once in a while these are a tasty alternative. MONSTER RULES!!
Flyin Italian on 2008-02-10 16:50:38 said:
This drink tastes like HEAVEN! Its soooo goood.
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