Hype Enlite
Hype Enlite review added 2007-11-26 21:06:15
Purchase Price for This Review: $1.50
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Nutrition Information:
Size: 8.3oz. · Serving Size: 8.3oz. Calories: 10 · Carbs: 4g · Sodium: 280mg
Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:
8 out of 10
6.97 out of 10 from 73 reviewersAdd Your Thoughts on this Energy Drink
Can Text:
Hype Enlite, Natural Health Product. This can contains a profuse amount of text. The colors are a fashionable pink-on-pink, with bold silver reflective letters that are outlined in stark white. This is a must have 2008 fashion accessory or something. The can contains some ornate drawings, within the pink-on-pink business. The following are items I was able to identify within the drawing: Cupid, Hype can, Sumo Wrestler, reindeer, butterfly, star, topless woman with her hands in her crotchral region (no, that's not a typo, I said, "topless woman with her hands in her crotchral region" Yes, prepubescent boys, run out and find "Waldo"), mermaid, and a goose. I'm going to rush this can right over to Nocholas Cage and see if he and Disney can squeeze another National Treasure movie out of it. As for the text, "Enlite yourself with only 10 calories". Recommended use: Developed for periods of increased mental and physical exertion. Helps temporarily restore mental awareness or wakefulness when experiencing fatigue or drowsiness. Contains 1.5 carbohydrates per 100ml. Recommended Dose (adults): Drinks 250ml (1 can) 1 to 2 times, as needed. Cautions: Contains caffeine, not recommended for children, pregnant or breast feeding women, caffeine sensitive individuals or to be mixed with alcolhol. Do not consume more than 500ml per day.
Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
1000mg of Taurine, 80mg of caffeine, 17.5mg of B3, 5mg of B5, 5mg of B6, 5mcg of B12.
Angie's Review: Reviews posted after May 2007 are written by a guest reviewer referred to from this point forward as "The Stig".
Hype has made another drink that's pretty good. This tastes a lot like Hype MEP, but since it's sugar free, it's better for you, and tastes about the same. Leaps and bounds better than Red Bull Sugar Free. This is the first Energy Drink I'd classify as "Strong enough for a man, made for a woman", (I know, they changed that slogan to "Strong like a woman", but you're not writing the review, are you?) Anyway, what I mean is, all the other drinks are cotton candy flavored, or sunshine and watermelon. This really tastes like a serious "release the hounds" energy drink, and it's got a reasonable smattering of energy ingredients as well, even though I think Emeril would agree, you can always kick it up another notch.
This is also a reasonable buy, at 3/4 of the price for the same amount of soda as Red Bull's Sugar Free offering, I'd say this energy drink wins, because it's strong like a woman. There, are you happy? I said it.
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7Jason's Review:
The can makes me miss the Powerpuff Girls. It's so covered in adolescent female vigor, once I thought I saw Aileen Wuornos in the can reflection. With only 80 mg of caffeine, I can't say that it's a raging torrent of man hate, but it's enough to muster up a consequential kick in the junk.
This has a pleasant taste with a tart bite to it, like Hype MFP. I enjoy the flavor, and also enjoy that the 10 calories in Hype Enlite help me maintain my schoolgirlish figure. This is a genuinely tasty feminine energy drink, which I believe to easily be on par with Go Girl Energy Drink and Damzl Fuel. I personally believe the taste is better than either of the aforementioned.
At $1.50, this is definitely a good buy, particularly if you're a girl watching her calorie intake; a man who wants to be a girl, who also is mildly concerned with his carbohydrate intake; or a man that used to wear his sister's clothes around and play inappropriately in her Barbie pool when noone was home, but eats cheese and cinnamon buns with reckless abandon. In retrospect, maybe this drink is just for everyone.
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