Frigid Dog Energy Sensation Drink

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PriceSize$/OzServsOz/ServCalsCarbsSod
$1.9916.0oz.$0.122.08oz.11028g100mg
Frigid Dog Energy Sensation Drink review added 2007-09-17 20:15:05
Available at: Citgo in Huntersville


Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating: 4 out of 10
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4.91 out of 10 from 36 reviewers


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Jason's Review:
Just great, someone thought it would be a good idea to add half a shot of Scope mouthwash and a stick of mintaburst to an otherwise palatable wildberry energy drink. I'm not sure if it's that I hate the aftertaste of mouthwash, or that I hate that mintaburst-chewing fugly slut from high school that was too good to go on a date with me, or return my phone calls, or remove the restraining order. She thought she was so cool with her convertible mustang and matching socks. No, I'm not bitter, but I have to say that if I want to restraining order to expire.

Anyway, the other voices in my head agree that Frigid Dog Energy Sensation Drink is highly unpleasant, and that you'd have to be crazy to think watching people from 100 yards away with binoculars is "abusive or harassing behavior".

Despite the unrelenting rage I felt in my inner being, I just didn't have energy I needed to bring my rage full circle like "Carrie 2".

Instead of Frigid Dog Energy Sensation Drink, I'd save my $2, and buy 200 used VHS copies of The Rage: Carrie 2.


Jason Energy Rating: 2
Jason Taste Rating: 2
Jason Value Rating: 1

Guest Reviewer: Reviews posted before May 2007 were written by Angie
Why is it that every energy drink's obligatory motivational paragraph has to talk about "the competition"? As if I get up every morning to face a series of combatants in the Thunderdome. How about covering something like, "Helps you feel like you didn't just go to bed 3 hours ago with some guy named Eduardo, after a night of libations and revelry." Now, that's my kind of energy drink.

Anyway, this has a pleasant tingly aftertaste. I wouldn't exactly say that it's fitting for a "Wildberry" flavor, but you might like it. At least it's something different.

This wasn't particularly energizing, but I didn't drink it quickly. The tingly aftertaste makes this less for chugging drink, and more for sipping like a pansy (cough...Jason...cough).

For $1.99, I think it's worth getting one. I wouldn't buy these all the time, but I don't regret having enjoyed one.

Angie Energy Rating: 3
Angie Taste Rating: 7
Angie Value Rating: 6

Active Ingredients:
Taurine, L-Carnitine, Guarana, Panax Ginseng, Sodium Benzoate, Inositol

Can Text:

Frigid Dog uses a clever likeness of Cerberus as their can's frontman. Cerberus is charged with guarding the gate to Hades. The one unfortunate aspect of this story, as it relates to energy drinks, is that on no fewer than 4 occasions, Cerberus was reported to have fallen asleep on the job. On this particular can, the dogs are covered in frost and you can see their breath, as it's "chilly". The can touts this as an "Energy Sensation Drink", "Wildberry Flavor", at that. "Feel the Chill".

The can goes on to say, "Feel the CHILL with this energy drink that delivers maximum energy and flavors while leaving a cool rush in your throat. FRIGID DOG ENERGY SESANTION DRINK revitalizes and rejuvenates, giving you the energy to perform at your peak while leaving the competition cowering with their tails between their legs. BEWARE: This DOG Bites!"


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wayne on 2008-08-14 13:27:41 said:
i particularly enjoy Frigid Dog. the chilling aftertaste makes it all worthwile. and its not that bad. i don't know if it gives a good energy boost, but it did wake me up for practice in the morning.

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