Energy Drink Added 2007-08-15 20:30:28

Sugar Free Savage Energy Review

Price: $1.99
Available at: Hickory, NC gas station near Lake Hickory
Nutrition Information:
Size: 16.0oz. · Serving Size: 8oz. Calories: 5 · Carbs: 1g · Sodium: 115mg

Ratings:
Combined Reviewer Rating:

7.5 out of 10 7.38 out of 10 from 65 reviewers

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Can Text:

Best when cold. Sugar Free Savage Energy, taste the untamed energy of Monster...I mean Savage, and feel the power. The jungle is yours to roam, yours to rule. Release the Monster...I mean Savage in you! The sugar free blue and black theme bear a MONSTERously strong resemblance to another beverage on the market. This comes in a pretty nice bottle with a MONSTEROUS mouth opening.

Active Ingredients *Per can, not per serving:
Taurine (1000mg), caffeine, inositol, guarana extract, vitamin C, Riboflavin, Niacin, B6, B12, Maltodextrin, L-Carnitine-L-Tartrate (no idea what this is), D-Glucuronolactone

Angie's Review: Reviews posted after May 2007 are written by a guest reviewer referred to from this point forward as "The Stig".
Firstly, the mouth on this bottle is almost as big as Jason's, but energy drink comes out of Savage's mouth, and only peanutty turdlettes of stupidity come out of Jason's mouth. I may be the only one, but I prefer energy drink. I know we've had some fun mocking the similarities to Monster Lo-Carb, but I didn't intend for us to have any fun. I was dead serious, it's Monster Lo-Carb in a bottle (albeit a fantastic bottle).

It's pretty energizing, some of the usual suspects, and some new ones "L-Carnitine-L-Tartrate", which apparently is for the transport of fatty acids (Carnitine), and antioxidant (Tartrate). I am becoming increasingly distraught by manufacturers not disclosing mg of caffeine.

At $1.99, this is pretty much Monster Lo-Carb with a jungle cat on the front. If you prefer bottles and cats to cans and the letter "M", you will prefer Savage over Monster. Otherwise, there's no real difference.

Angie Energy Rating:

8
Angie Taste Rating:

8
Angie Value Rating:

8

Jason's Review:
Did we already do the "Monster" joke? Oh, ok. Well, your mom drinks Sugar Free Savage Energy. I think you just got told. Anyway, I personally think this does have a lot in common with Monster, but I think this has a tarter flavor. I feel a little sick after drinking this, perhaps one of the not-so-common ingredients doesn't agree with me.

When I was finished drinking this, I never wanted to drink Savage again, in a way that is similar to never wanting to smoke another menthol after my first Salem full flavor 100. In a similar way, if I needed caffeine enough, I'd knock another one of these back as quickly as I'd smoke a broken Sonoma Menthol off the floor at the Waffle House if I was having a nic fit.

For $1.99, I could buy pretty much any energy drink, and this one doesn't do a whole lot to set itself apart from the others. The only thing I have to say about this bottle is that it makes a nice plastic club for beating things if you hold it upside down by the neck.

Jason Energy Rating:

8
Jason Taste Rating:

6
Jason Value Rating:

User Comments

Oscar Turrubiartes on 2008-05-29 10:22:46 said:
I love Savage Energy Sugar Free you guys are wrong, it's really good.

Sherry on 2008-07-03 15:14:39 said:
Sugar Free Savage Energy drink work for me. I drink the 16oz cold beverage and i get enough energy to complete a chore without getting tired.The citrus flavor is great. Sincerely Sherry...from Virginia...

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