Energy Drinks / Damzl Fuel
Where can I buy Damzl Fuel? Cycle Parts West, Stanton CA
How much does Damzl Fuel cost? $1.99
What makes women so smart, you ask? Because they were smart enough to get men to spend another $400,000,000 or so on popcorn, dinner, sodas, carriage rides, gerbils, flowers, and the like, all for the deceitful hope that they might "get lucky". Bravo!
Now that I've sufficiently demeaned my own gender, and acclaimed the opposite, here's why I love Damzl. This stuff tastes like a lightly sweetened pink cotton candy. (16 tickets for rides at the fair: free, cotton candy: free, big stuffed bear: free, getting all this stuff from a stupid guy that thought he was going to "get lucky": priceless). It has a lot of enjoyable flavor. I didn't necessarily find it thirst quenching, but I also don't find coke, mountain dew, or the welfare system very refreshing.
This 12 oz. drink screamed the old Secret slogan "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman", also relevant for Misty 120's when I was a smoker. I got a kick in the pants that made me straighten up, and fly right the whole day through.
At $1.99 I felt I got a pretty good deal. With all the money I saved, it was time to party. I was concentrating so hard on the great taste, and energy in damzl, I didn't even consider that carrying around a pink can might send off the wrong signals, or that a place called Woody's at the Beach might be for guys who intentionally carry pink cans.
Damzl Fuel can or bottle design and textual information
Damzl Fuel is the hardcore women's energy drink that is diving into all areas of sports. Available in a 12oz tall can, Damzl is a nice soft pink color along with sharp black lines that make up the empowering women's logo. Damzl was created by sisters Heather Birdwell and Holly Gorrell who were avid dirt bike riders who were constantly frustrated with men's riding apparel. Together they created an entire line of women's riding wear, casual wear, and soon to be snow boarding gear.
I love the packaging and marketing concept of Damzl Fuel, but the bottom line for me is this drink is gross. It has an acerbic, off taste to me. I have commented to my coworkers that it tastes like mustard-smeared balls. Balls are all good, but I hate mustard ;)
Martee Burke@2008-07-08 22:59:22
Damzl Fuel is the Best Energy Drink I've ever had. Gives you energy without the jitters, and the crash. Highly recommend it!
Damzl Fuel
 Energy | Taste | Price |
How much does Damzl Fuel cost? $1.99
What's in Damzl Fuel?
Nutritional Information
Taurine, caffeine, riboflavin, niacin, and B vitamins.
*Incomplete
Size: 12.0 FL OZ
Servings: 1.0
Size: 12.0 FL OZ
Servings: 1.0
| Calories | 5 |
| Carbohydrates | 1 |
| Sodium | 5 |
Jason's Review
Damzl is cooler than me, pure and simple. It says it's "not for dudes", and I should have listened. There are some things that are made for women because men are too stupid to appreciate them properly. What man is smart enough to like "Pretty Woman"? But that's not what defines us men as stupid. The really stupid part was that we men were stupid enough to spend $178,406,268 taking dates to watch "Pretty Woman", thinking that any movie involving prostitutes would result in at least some transitory nudity.What makes women so smart, you ask? Because they were smart enough to get men to spend another $400,000,000 or so on popcorn, dinner, sodas, carriage rides, gerbils, flowers, and the like, all for the deceitful hope that they might "get lucky". Bravo!
Now that I've sufficiently demeaned my own gender, and acclaimed the opposite, here's why I love Damzl. This stuff tastes like a lightly sweetened pink cotton candy. (16 tickets for rides at the fair: free, cotton candy: free, big stuffed bear: free, getting all this stuff from a stupid guy that thought he was going to "get lucky": priceless). It has a lot of enjoyable flavor. I didn't necessarily find it thirst quenching, but I also don't find coke, mountain dew, or the welfare system very refreshing.
This 12 oz. drink screamed the old Secret slogan "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman", also relevant for Misty 120's when I was a smoker. I got a kick in the pants that made me straighten up, and fly right the whole day through.
At $1.99 I felt I got a pretty good deal. With all the money I saved, it was time to party. I was concentrating so hard on the great taste, and energy in damzl, I didn't even consider that carrying around a pink can might send off the wrong signals, or that a place called Woody's at the Beach might be for guys who intentionally carry pink cans.
Guests's Review
This drink was very enjoyable and reminds me of my favorite drink, Shirley Temple! Damzl offers 4 extra ounces of beverage for the same price as a standard 8oz beverage and you know I love any extras. There is a slight artificial sweetener aftertaste, but at only 5 calories per can who really cares? Damzl has really gotten into lots of different areas of women's interests, including Nascar events where Damzl Fuel will be distributed as well as a Powder Puff Race for the Cure to benefit Breast Cancer Research.Damzl Fuel can or bottle design and textual information
Damzl Fuel is the hardcore women's energy drink that is diving into all areas of sports. Available in a 12oz tall can, Damzl is a nice soft pink color along with sharp black lines that make up the empowering women's logo. Damzl was created by sisters Heather Birdwell and Holly Gorrell who were avid dirt bike riders who were constantly frustrated with men's riding apparel. Together they created an entire line of women's riding wear, casual wear, and soon to be snow boarding gear.
Consumer Reviews
Michelle@2010-05-06 15:17:34I love the packaging and marketing concept of Damzl Fuel, but the bottom line for me is this drink is gross. It has an acerbic, off taste to me. I have commented to my coworkers that it tastes like mustard-smeared balls. Balls are all good, but I hate mustard ;)
Martee Burke@2008-07-08 22:59:22
Damzl Fuel is the Best Energy Drink I've ever had. Gives you energy without the jitters, and the crash. Highly recommend it!
